Queef: When the tiny Unicorn that lives in your vagina sneezes.

Queef: When the tiny Unicorn that lives in your vagina sneezes.

  • $ 26.00


I absolutely hate the term queef and everything that it usually means.  So when a lovely and hilarious friend sent me this alternate definition I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants and just had to put it into yarn...available on:


Pixie Toes Sock:
463 yards. Sock weight. 100g skeins.
75% Superwash Merino/ 25% Nylon 
Machine Wash Cold. Lay flat to dry. 

Mermaid Mischief DK:
246 yards. DK weight. 100g skeins.
75% Superwash Merino/ 25% Nylon
Machine Wash Cold. Lay flat to dry.