Gasp! All hand dyed yarn has been deemed illegal! Thus creating Yarnhibition! There's Illegal Yarn Stilleries, Blind sheep illegal yarning establishments, Giggle water and white lightning yarns! The National Yarnigraphic has even put out a cheesy documentary series following a dye lord, consumers of illegal hand dyes, the Y.E.A ( Yarn Enforcement Association) and a blind sheep yarn shop! Holy Mohair!