{"product_id":"camp-nowhere-hard-cover-book-preorder","title":"Camp Nowhere Hard Cover Book (Preorder)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a preorder for the full weird little story that I wrote. It is hard cover, 156 pages, 24 chapters plus an epilogue and I'm hoping to start shipping them near the end of October. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Camp Nowhere!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA four-day creative restoration retreat for artists tucked deep in the Black Hills, somewhere off a road your GPS swears doesn't exist. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCome unplug. Relax. Reconnect with yourself. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr whatever wellness bullshit the brochure said. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCamp Nowhere is a darkly funny slow-burn folk horror story about isolation, questionable life choices, and the kind of exhaustion that makes a person briefly consider walking directly into the forest just to avoid going home. For readers who like their horror quiet, their narrators barely holding it together, and their summer camps a little too welcoming. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Whimsical Wood Yarn Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50506046406886,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1207\/8954\/files\/IMG_0880.jpg?v=1790359308","url":"https:\/\/awhimsicalwoodyarnco.com\/products\/camp-nowhere-hard-cover-book-preorder","provider":"A Whimsical Wood Yarn Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}