Me: This is boring. My Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference.

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I know how it ends for me: One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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I had a fruit smoothie today and went for a hike! Translation: I got drunk on wine and rolled down the stairs

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I keep trying to make protein shakes but they keep turning into margaritas

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Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without champagne in it?

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Mr. Rodgers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood...

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Turn the music down I can't see!!

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I think my sex drive is on vacation somewhere south of the border and is drinking on a beach with all my Fucks

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Disorderly Ass

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My ass is always eating my underpants

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Turn the lights down I can't hear !!

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Buttered Ass

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My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s...so I took away their phones and turned the internet off.

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