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Pixie Toes Sock:
463 yards. Sock weight. 100g skeins.
75% Superwash Merino/ 25% Nylon 
Machine Wash Cold. Lay flat to dry. 

Mermaid Mischief DK:
246 yards. DK weight. 100g skeins.
75% Superwash Merino/ 20% Nylon
Machine Wash Cold. Lay flat to dry.