If I was an ass I would be a Unicorn Ass or a Mermaid Ass but mostly a Unicorn Ass  

Mermiad Ass is available on:

Pixie Toes Sock:
463 yards. Sock weight. 100g skeins.
75% Superwash Merino/ 25% Nylon 
Machine Wash Cold. Lay flat to dry. 

Mermaid Mischief DK:
246 yards. DK weight. 100g skeins.
75% Superwash Merino/ 20% Nylon
Machine Wash Cold. Lay flat to dry.