Meh  what the hell. No you can own a live of my ass! 😂😂 dyed to order on:  

Mermaid Mischief DK:
246 yards. DK weight. 100g skeins.
75%  Superwash Merino/ 20% Nylon
Machine Wash Cold. Lay flat to dry.

Be Sweet Single:
400 yards. sock weight. 100g skeins.
100% Superwash Merino
Machine Wash Cold. Lay flat to dry.

Pixie Toes Sock:
463 yards. Sock weight. 100g skeins.
75% Superwash Merino/ 25% Nylon 
Machine Wash Cold. Lay flat to dry. 

Glitter Baby Sock:
400 yards. Sock weight. 100g skeins.
95% Superwash Merino 5% Unicorn shartz.
No Unicorns were harmed in the making of this yarn.
Machine Wash Cold. Lay flat to dry.