You Couldn't Find your Ass With Both Hands! (Preorder)

$ 29.00
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Please allow up to 6 weeks for your order to ship. Could be sooner!...but just in case...

This just mean that Grandma thinks even if whatever you are looking for had a big red bullseye painted on it and was right in front of you...you still wouldn't be able to find it.

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