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Knit items.

Knit items.

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Josie’s Shawlette
$ 80.00
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2 color Bulky cowl
$ 70.00
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Bulky planned pooling ass cowl
$ 70.00
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Bulky planned pooling asshat
$ 35.00 Sold Out
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Off my rocker extra slouchy fingering weight hat
$ 42.00
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Small Sleepy Ass planned pooling fingering weight hat
$ 32.00 Sold Out
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Slouchy fingering weight hat
$ 40.00
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Bewb project fingering weight hat
$ 40.00
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Slouchy fingering weight hat
$ 45.00
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Throwing rocks Merino & silk hat
$ 45.00
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Cupid Poo hat
$ 35.00
Knitting Patterns

Knitting Patterns

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Happy Clusters Hat Pattern: Digital Download
$ 6.00
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Planned Pooling Asshat
$ 4.00
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Instant Assification Planned Pooling Asshat & Cowl (Bulky Yarn)
$ 6.00
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Scribbles Hat Pattern
$ 6.00
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Omens Cowl Pattern (Digital Download)
$ 6.00
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All Things Wild and Free
$ 5.00
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The Bewb Project Sock Head Hat
$ 4.00
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Assfade
$ 6.00
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Pin Up Rainbows Shawl Pattern: Digital Download
$ 6.00
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Chevron Hearts Beanie PDF
$ 6.50
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A Knitted Thing
$ 3.00
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Ravenwood Cowl
$ 6.00
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Meet Cute (Digital Pattern)
$ 8.00
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2 color Happy Clusters Hat Pattern: Digital Download
$ 6.00
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Death Before Decaf Cowl Pattern (Digital Download)
$ 6.00
Lazy Cakes

Lazy Cakes

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Pins, Stickers & Bags

Pins, Stickers & Bags

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Hello, I’m… Enamel Pins
$ 8.00
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Not your grandma’s…Vinyl Waterproof Sticker
$ 4.00
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I learned to Knit in Prison Glow in the Dark Sticker
$ 4.00
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Social Battery Brooch Style Pin
$ 8.00 Sold Out
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I’m fine. It’s fine. Everything is fine. Enamel Pin
$ 8.00 Sold Out
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I may look calm…Enamel Pin
$ 8.00
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Overthinker Enamel Pin
$ 8.00
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In my Defense Enamel Pin
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Revenge is beneath me Enamel Pin
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Too Magical for your Bullshit Cute Deer Vinyl Sticker
$ 4.00
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Shenanigans Enthusiast Baby Chick Sticker
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Just because… Vinyl Waterproof Sticker
$ 3.00
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Do No Harm Take No Sh*t Cute Rabbit Sticker
$ 4.00 Sold Out
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Drink Your Water Sticker Decal, Funny Sticker, Hydrate
$ 4.00
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Stop asking… Enamel Pin
$ 8.00
Planned Pooling Yarns

Planned Pooling Yarns

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You’ll catch your Death (Preorder)
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Don't Let the door hit you on the ass on your way out! (Preorder)
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Get the Lead Out! (Preorder)
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Don't Count Your Chickens Before they Hatch (Preorder)
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They wouldn't say Shit if they had a Mouth Full of it! (Preorder)
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You Don't Know Diddly Squat! (Preorder)
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God Didn't Damn it, the Beavers did! (Preorder)
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You Couldn't Find your Ass With Both Hands! (Preorder)
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Happier Than Pigs in Shit! (Preorder)
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Meaner than a Dog Shitting Tacks (Preorder)
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The Sun Doesn't Shine on the Same Dog's Ass Twice (Preorder)
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I was born in the Dark but it Wasn't Last Night (Preorder)
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Harder Than Herding Cats (Preorder)
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Does a bear Shit in the Woods? (Preorder)
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Heart Breaker (Preorder)
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Ready To Ship

Ready To Ship

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Bitch Bags
$ 15.00
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Party Peaches
$ 29.00
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Juicy Ass
$ 29.00
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Juicy Peach
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The fun booth at Fiberpalooza 2025: pink
$ 29.00 Sold Out
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The fun booth at Fiberpalooza 2025: charcoal
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I’m too drunk for this Shit
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I’m too sober for this Shit
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I don’t have time for this Shit ⏰
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I didn’t sign up for this Shit
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I’m too hot for this Shit 🥵
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I’m too broke for this Shit
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I’m too old for this Shit
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I’m too tired for this Shit 😴
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Love is a 4-letter word
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Shit my Grandma used to say... (Preorder)

Shit my Grandma used to say... (Preorder)

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You’ll catch your Death (Preorder)
$ 29.00 Sold Out
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Don't Let the door hit you on the ass on your way out! (Preorder)
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Get the Lead Out! (Preorder)
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Don't Count Your Chickens Before they Hatch (Preorder)
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They wouldn't say Shit if they had a Mouth Full of it! (Preorder)
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You Don't Know Diddly Squat! (Preorder)
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God Didn't Damn it, the Beavers did! (Preorder)
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You Couldn't Find your Ass With Both Hands! (Preorder)
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Happier Than Pigs in Shit! (Preorder)
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Meaner than a Dog Shitting Tacks (Preorder)
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The Sun Doesn't Shine on the Same Dog's Ass Twice (Preorder)
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I was born in the Dark but it Wasn't Last Night (Preorder)
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Harder Than Herding Cats (Preorder)
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Does a bear Shit in the Woods? (Preorder)
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Stitch Stoppers from A Whimsical Wood Yarn Co.

Stitch Stoppers from A Whimsical Wood Yarn Co.

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Trash Panda Stitch Stoppers
$ 12.00
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Reindeer Stitch Stoppers
$ 10.00
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Don't get your tinsel in a tangle Stitch Stoppers
$ 10.00
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Scary Movies Stitch Stoppers
$ 10.00
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Fuck it Up Buttercup Stitch Stoppers
$ 10.00
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Yellowstone Stitch Stoppers
$ 10.00
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I have it all together...Stitch Stoppers
$ 10.00 Sold Out
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I pretend coffee helps...Stitch Stoppers
$ 10.00
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Keep Calm... Stitch Stoppers
$ 10.00 Sold Out
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Dumbfuckery Stitch Stoppers
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Stop Asking... Stitch Stoppers
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Knives Stitch Stoppers
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Don't be a Cuntcake Stitch Stoppers
$ 10.00
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Purple Gnome Stitch Stoppers
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Alien Stitch Stoppers
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